Wanker, Bitch, Bloody Hell, Anything with the F word (instant heart attack for any JW within proximity) "The Finger" (ok it's not a word but it's an expression)
Dark Knight
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Words and expressions a JW can't say
by JH inname few words or expressions a normal person can say, but not a jw.. when someone sneezes, you can't say bless ya !.
if you want to surprise a jw, you can't say boo !!!
http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/pcu/booecho.mp3.
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Interesting article about Brethren dealings and financials in Australia/NZ
by Dark Knight inhttp://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/09/22/1158431902557.html?from=top5
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Dark Knight
Nope, Some of us are young farts :D
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What's the best Martial Art to take up??
by dorayakii in.
i'm thinkinf of taking up kendo...... but lots of people have been advising karate, taekwondo, jujitsu, judo and aikido to me.... does anyone on this board do any of the oriental martial arts?
any suggestions on the benefits and disadvantages of the martial arts?
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Dark Knight
The 3 most effective martial arts i've seen are BJJ, Thai Boxing and Wing Chun Kung Fu. The biggest obstacle to the practicality of thai boxing is it's tough demands on the body and the need for alot of conditioning work. BJJ has won alot of fans in the last few years mostly because of it's success in MMA(Mixed Martial Arts) tournaments. BJJ is awesome especially if it's one on one... but it's techniques are grapple oriented and not as effective against multiple attackers. Wing Chun (also spelt Ving Tsun) is a very well rounded martial art that focuses on maxamising the amount of force generated from your body movements and redirecting and harnessing incoming force and using it against the attacker or attackers and not relying on the use of brute force. It's not very pretty or fancy (unlike other forms of kung fu) but it is extremely effective. Cheers DK
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OFFICIAL WORLD CUP THREAD! "here we go, here we go, here we go"!
by nicolaou inless than 2 hours before it all starts and a quarter of the earth's population will be watching!
- c'mon you americans, get on board.
germany kick-off against costa rica at 5pm to be followed by poland v ecuador at 8pm (bst)
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Dark Knight
I think that was a world first in the oz vs croatia game: A player getting 3 yellow cards! Seriously, Australia should've won that game 4-1. WATCH OUT ITALY, YOU'RE NEXT!!
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This REFUTES Watchtower Blood policies and exposes the LIE
by Terry inhere is something hardly anybody is aware of.
it is an outright refutation of watchtower blood policies.
the rule against blood as we have come to know it through jehovah's witnesses is a bogus misrepresentation of already existing laws which the non-jews were under as far as jews were concerned.
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Dark Knight
And only if it was found dead. They couldn't strangle an animal and then sell it.
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What are some Watchtower rules and customs that have no biblical basis?
by jwfacts inthere are a lot of customs that jws cant do without any clear scriptural backing (off course there is always some infered scriptural principle to back up what they say) .
when i was a teenager my study conductor disciplined me for burning incense, reading me some mosaic laws that obviously do not apply to christians.
though this was a personal opinion not a watchtower ruling.
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Dark Knight
Yeah I remember feeling like a tool whenever i tried to explain it. It's got to be some of the dumbest watchtower logic that goes behind the no birthdays rule.
Yeah we should catch up sometime soon. I've been snowed under with work but i should be right in 2 or 3 weeks. -
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What are some Watchtower rules and customs that have no biblical basis?
by jwfacts inthere are a lot of customs that jws cant do without any clear scriptural backing (off course there is always some infered scriptural principle to back up what they say) .
when i was a teenager my study conductor disciplined me for burning incense, reading me some mosaic laws that obviously do not apply to christians.
though this was a personal opinion not a watchtower ruling.
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Dark Knight
Don't forget the whole reporting thing at the end of the month has no scriptural basis.
I can think of a few others:
Brothers having to wear a tie at meetings.
Can't celebrate Birthdays.
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1996
by JH inalthough we are in 2006, often i think we are in 1996. i'm 10 years off.
my mom showed me something that she bought, and she wrote the date on the box.
i looked at it and it was written january 1995. i told my mom, it's only 1 year old.
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Dark Knight
It looks like that period of time (90's) left a strong impression on your mind. I think it's kinda like at the beginning of each year. Sometimes you come to write the date and you find yourself writing it using the previous year and not the new year.
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Breaking News from WTS Branch-Eclipses are natural
by DannyHaszard injehovah's witnesses: eclipses are natural happenings
ghanaweb.com - 2 minutes ago comment box join in accra, march 27, gna - eclipses are natural happenings that occur with regularity and do not represent a threat nor carry some prediction of calamity, jehovah's witnesses said on monday.
jehovah's witnesses: eclipses are natural happeningsaccra, march 27, gna - eclipses are natural happenings that occur with regularity and do not represent a threat nor carry some prediction of calamity, jehovah's witnesses said on monday.. .
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Dark Knight
Wow! They really must have the truth!